Chuckle your way through Friday the 13th with these 135+ Punny Jokes!

Looking for a clever and positive way to celebrate Friday the 13th with your little ones? Look no further! We’ve compiled the best list of puns about this notoriously unlucky day that will have your kids laughing all day long. Because let’s be honest, what better way to combat superstitions than with some humor? So get ready for some funny and hilarious jokes, because Friday the 13th just got a whole lot less scary and a whole lot more fun!

“Unlucky Laughs: Our Top “Friday The 13Th” Puns & Jokes!

1. Q: Why don’t witches celebrate Friday the 13th? A: Because they’re always batty on Saturdays!
2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Jason. Jason who? Jason Voorhees, and I’m here to slash you a Happy Friday the 13th!
3. Did you hear about the werewolf who got a job at the bakery? They say he’s a real howler in the kitchen, especially on Fridays the 13th.
4. Q: What happens when a black cat crosses your path on Friday the 13th? A: You get some much-needed luck for your weekend!
5. What did the vampire say when he realized it was Friday the 13th? “I cannot stake to be working on such an unlucky day.”
6. Q: How do ghosts get to their Friday the 13th parties? A: They boo-k an Uber!
7. Did you hear about the haunted house that only opens on Friday the 13th? It’s doing really well, business is always boomin’!
8. What do you call a witch who only flies on Friday the 13th? A weekend warlock!
9. Q: Why did the skeleton cancel his plans on Friday the 13th? A: He had a bone to pick with his ex!
10. What do you get when you cross a black cat and a Friday the 13th? Meow-gical mischief!
11. Did you hear about the superhero who only has powers on Friday the 13th? They call him the Freaky Flyer!
12. Q: Why did the werewolf go to school on Friday the 13th? A: He wanted to learn some howl-gebra!
13. How do you make sure you have a lucky Friday the 13th? Don’t break any mirrors, unless it’s to make some delicious garlic bread for protection.
14. What did Jason Voorhees say to the ghost? “Looks like we’re both haunting Crystal Lake on Friday the 13th, let’s team up!”
15. Q: Why was the ghost’s Friday the 13th party a disaster? A: Nobody showed up, they were all too scared!

Killer Laughs: Funny “Friday The 13th” One-Liner Jokes

1. “Why was the werewolf afraid of Friday the 13th? Because it was a howl-iday!”
2. “I don’t trust stairs on Friday the 13th, they always seem to be up to something.”
3. “What do you call a group of black cats on Friday the 13th? A litter of bad luck.”
4. “Why did the skeleton go to work on Friday the 13th? Because it needed some bone-us.”
5. “What do you get when you cross a black cat with a leprechaun on Friday the 13th? A pot of bad luck.”
6. “Why did Dracula go on vacation on Friday the 13th? He needed a little bite time.”
7. “Why did the ghost go to therapy on Friday the 13th? It was haunted by its past.”
8. “Why did the zombie call in sick on Friday the 13th? It had a bad case of body aches.”
9. “What did the witch say to the unlucky person on Friday the 13th? “Don’t mind me, I’m just witchful thinking.”
10. “Why did the werewolf book a flight on Friday the 13th? Because it wanted a seat upgrade to full moon class.”
11. “What do you call a Friday the 13th horror movie marathon? Fright fest.”
12. “Why did the ghost refuse to leave the house on Friday the 13th? It loved that haunting address.”
13. “What do you call a haunted house on Friday the 13th? A real estate nightmare.”
14. “Why did the black cat cross the road on Friday the 13th? To get to the other side of bad luck.”

Unlucky Laughs: QnA Jokes & Puns about “Friday The 13th

1. Q: Why did Jason Voorhees refuse to go to the beach on Friday the 13th? A: He was afraid of getting a parasol in his eye.
2. Q: What do you call a cow born on Friday the 13th? A: A moo-dy calf.
3. Q: What did the unlucky camper say when he woke up on Friday the 13th? A: “I must be jinxed.”
4. Q: What do you get when you cross Jason Voorhees with a corn maze? A: A bloody difficult puzzle.
5. Q: What did Jason say when he forgot his machete on Friday the 13th? A: “I guess I’ll just have to slay the day without it.”
6. Q: Why did the ghost refuse to haunt Camp Crystal Lake on Friday the 13th? A: Because he didn’t want to be Friday the Boo-teenth.
7. Q: What’s Jason’s favorite kind of music? A: Soul, disco, funk… anything with a good beat and a few screams.
8. Q: Why did the counselor refuse to give her campers swimming lessons on Friday the 13th? A: She knew they’d just sink like stones.
9. Q: What did Jason say when he won the lottery on Friday the 13th? A: “Looks like I’ll be taking a chainsaw to my shopping list.”
10. Q: What’s a camper’s worst nightmare? A: Waking up to a Friday on the 13th floor of a cabin in Camp Crystal Lake.
11. Q: Why did the campers hide their marshmallows on Friday the 13th? A: They didn’t want Jason to roast them for dinner.
12. Q: What happened when Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees went trick-or-treating on Friday the 13th? A: They got all the candy, but no one would answer the door the next night.
13. Q: What did the haunted house say when it saw Jason Voorhees walking by on Friday the 13th? A: “Welp, there goes the neighborhood.”
14. Q: Why does Freddy Krueger always lose in a race against Jason? A: Because he can never get a head start.
15. Q: What did the escaped lunatic say when he saw Jason Voorhees running around on Friday the 13th? A: “Finally, someone who gets me.”

Unlucky Laughs: Dad Jokes about Friday The 13th

1. “Why did Jason Voorhees go to therapy? Because he had serious camp issues.”
2. “I tried to watch a horror movie on Friday the 13th, but I couldn’t because it was always Freddy.”
3. “Why is it bad luck to walk under a ladder on Friday the 13th? Because you might get tripped by a chainsaw-wielding maniac.”
4. “What do you call a werewolf who loves Friday the 13th? A freak of the week!”
5. “Why does Michael Myers hate shopping on Friday the 13th? Because he always ends up with a killer receipt.”
6. “Why couldn’t the ghost attend the Friday the 13th party? He didn’t have the spirit for it.”
7. “Why did the vampire cancel his plans on Friday the 13th? He was too busy counting his unlucky bats.”
8. “What did Jason Voorhees say when he saw a black cat on Friday the 13th? ‘Killer kitty!'”
9. “Why is it dangerous to swim in Crystal Lake on Friday the 13th? You might end up having a killer swim.”
10. “Why didn’t the zombie go out on Friday the 13th? He was afraid of meeting his dead-line.”
11. “Why do witches love Friday the 13th? It’s their lucky cauldron-stirring day!”
12. “Why did Freddy Krueger take his date out on Friday the 13th? Because he loves to make dreams come true.”
13. “Why didn’t Frankenstein’s monster want to go to the party on Friday the 13th? He didn’t want to be Frankenawkward.”
14. “Why did Dracula cancel his dinner plans on Friday the 13th? He was afraid he might accidentally bite into a garlic pizza.”
15. “What’s a Friday the 13th killer’s favorite song? ‘I Will Survive (with a Machete)'”

Humor Over Horror: Funny Quotes about Friday The 13Th

1. “Friday the 13th is the perfect day for all my superstitions to collide and create chaos.”
2. “On Friday the 13th, my lucky charm is just staying in bed and avoiding all potential accidents.”
3. “I don’t believe in luck, but I’ll still double check my horoscope on Friday the 13th just to be safe.”
4. “Why do people call it bad luck on Friday the 13th? I see it as an opportunity for some unexpected excitement.”
5. “If Friday the 13th falls on a Monday, does that make it twice as unlucky?”
6. “Nothing screams irony like getting a fortune cookie that says ‘Good luck’ on Friday the 13th.”
7. “I’d rather have a black cat cross my path than my coworker reminding me that it’s Friday the 13th.”
8. “They say bad things happen in threes, but on Friday the 13th, I’m convinced it’s more like thirteen.”
9. “My luck on Friday the 13th is like a horror movie – it starts off bad, gets worse, and ends with a scream.”
10. “I’ll never understand why people avoid walking under ladders, but will willingly watch Jason Voorhees chase teenagers on Friday the 13th.”
11. “Friday the 13th? More like Fri-yay the 13th! I always find great deals on haunted houses and witchcraft supplies.”
12. “If you’re superstitious and hate horror movies, Friday the 13th must be your worst nightmare.”
13. “I don’t need a black cat to tell me it’s Friday the 13th – my streak of bad luck is enough indication.”
14. “On Friday the 13th, my lucky number is any number that will get me out of work early.”
15. “I’m convinced that Friday the 13th is just a government conspiracy to boost sales in rabbit’s feet and horseshoes.”

Freaky Friday: Hilarious Proverbs & Sayings for the Unlucky 13th

1. “On Friday the 13th, the early bird gets the worm…unless the worm is actually a cursed black cat.”
2. “Wear your lucky socks on Friday the 13th, unless you want your luck to be as broken as a mirror.”
3. “If Friday the 13th falls on payday, prepare for unexpected expenses…like a visit from your crazy ex.”
4. “When life gives you lemons on Friday the 13th, make lemonade and add a splash of tequila.”
5. “They say bad luck comes in threes, but on Friday the 13th, it’s more like a never-ending game of unlucky dominoes.”
6. “Friday the 13th is like a horror movie marathon…except it’s your life and you can’t change the channel.”
7. “If Friday the 13th falls on a full moon, just stay inside and avoid becoming a werewolf’s dinner.”
8. “They say every cloud has a silver lining, but on Friday the 13th, the clouds are probably just covering up a full moon.”
9. “On Friday the 13th, the most terrifying thing you can encounter is an empty coffee pot at work.”
10. “If you are superstitious, crossing your fingers on Friday the 13th won’t save you…but it will make you look awkward.”
11. “They say bad luck comes in threes, but on Friday the 13th, it feels more like a never-ending game of roulette.”
12. “When walking under a ladder on Friday the 13th, just hope the person above you isn’t carrying a black cat.”
13. “On Friday the 13th, even breaking a mirror won’t bring you seven years of bad luck…just endless headaches and mishaps.”
14. “Avoid walking over cracks on Friday the 13th, you never know when a finger or toe might suddenly fall off.”
15. “If life gives you lemons on Friday the 13th, make lemonade and add a pinch of salt, because who knows what else could go wrong.”

Unlucky in Love, Lucky in Laughs: Friday The 13th Double Entendres Puns

1. “I’ve got a date with Jason on Friday the 13th…he’s killer.”
2. “Knock on wood, let’s hope this Friday the 13th doesn’t end in a blood bath.”
3. “What do you call a group of superstitious teens on Friday the 13th? Fearcrows.”
4. “It’s not bad luck, it’s just a coincidence that all my exes have the same initials as Jason Voorhees.”
5. “Why did the hockey player refuse to play on Friday the 13th? He didn’t want to face Jason’s competition.”
6. “Just heard Jason is going on a diet…he’s getting tired of killing the same old victims.”
7. “My luck on Friday the 13th is like a horror movie…bad things always seem to happen when I least expect it.”
8. “Jason was feeling down on Friday the 13th…he ran out of body bags for his victims.”
9. “Why did the campers skip the regular campfire tales and just listen to Jason’s Spotify playlist on Friday the 13th? His music was killer.”
10. “If Friday the 13th falls on Halloween, does that mean Jason gets the day off?”
11. “What do you call a Friday the 13th marathon hosted by Jason Voorhees? A Slay-thon.”
12. “Why was the weather on Friday the 13th so unpredictable? Because it was being controlled by Jason, obviously.”
13. “If Jason had a dating profile, his bio would just be ‘I see you, I kill you’.”
14. “Why did the ghost refuse to haunt Jason on Friday the 13th? He didn’t want to become another victim.”
15. “What do you get when you cross a black cat with Jason Voorhees on Friday the 13th? A bad luck charm.”

Frightfully Fun Recursive Friday The 13th Puns

1. Did you hear about the unlucky group of campers who went to celebrate Friday the 13th in the woods? They ended up getting Jason’s machete stuck in a never-ending recursive pun loop.
2. On Friday the 13th, I accidentally walked under a ladder and ended up breaking a mirror while spilling salt. Talk about a cursed triple whammy!
3. I thought I was being clever and avoiding all bad luck on Friday the 13th by staying in bed all day. But then I remembered the concept of “just deserts” and got hit with a recursive pun avalanche.
4. Why did the police officer call in sick on Friday the 13th? He didn’t want to risk getting shot, stabbed, or cursed by a recurring pun.
5. My lucky coin landed on heads 12 times in a row on Friday the 13th. Then I remembered the legend of the coin being cursed and quickly flipped it to tails.
6. What do you call a black cat crossing your path on Friday the 13th? A recursive pun waiting to happen.
7. Knock knock. Who’s there? Jason. Jason who? Jason is always a recurring theme on Friday the 13th, if you catch my drift.
8. Whenever Friday the 13th rolls around, I like to watch horror movies in reverse. That way no one dies and that ominous music is just a cheesy soundtrack to a happy ending.
9. I discovered my favorite word is “déjà vu” after watching Friday the 13th Part II twelve times. Talk about a real recursive pun-tastic revelation.
10. What did the rabbit say on Friday the 13th? “I’m not worried about crossing this bridge, I’ve already built recursive pun-filled streets.”

Unlucky puns on “Friday the 13th” – Tom Swifties style!

1. “I’m feeling fearful,” Jason said dejectedly on Friday the 13th.
2. “I hope this isn’t a bad omen,” the camper said tentatively on Friday the 13th.
3. “I’m going to be extra cautious today,” the black cat said superstitiously on Friday the 13th.
4. “I’ll just have to rely on luck,” the person said hopefully on Friday the 13th.
5. “I’ll just stay inside all day,” the avoidant person said cautiously on Friday the 13th.
6. “I’ll be sure to knock on wood,” the paranoid person said skeptically on Friday the 13th.
7. “I’m not worried about superstitions,” the skeptic said confidently on Friday the 13th.
8. “I’ll just carry around my lucky rabbit’s foot,” the superstitious person said ironically on Friday the 13th.
9. “I’ll be on high alert,” the guard said nervously on Friday the 13th.
10. “I’ll just keep my fingers crossed,” the optimist said hopefully on Friday the 13th.
11. “I’ll just have to break a mirror and see if it’s really bad luck,” the daredevil said recklessly on Friday the 13th.
12. “I’ll just wear my lucky socks,” the believer said superstitiously on Friday the 13th.
13. “I have a bad feeling about this,” the intuitive person said ominously on Friday the 13th.
14. “I’ll just throw salt over my shoulder for good measure,” the cautious cook said warily on Friday the 13th.
15. “I’ll just stay in bed all day and avoid any potential danger,” the lazy person said cheekily on Friday the 13th.

Spooky Laughter: Knock-knock Jokes about Friday The 13th

1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t be scared, it’s just Friday the 13th.
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jason. Jason who? Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th.
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Freaky. Freaky who? Freaky Friday the 13th!
4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bad luck. Bad luck who? Bad luck can’t touch you on Friday the 13th.
5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Black cat. Black cat who? Black cat crossing your path on Friday the 13th.
6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Superstition. Superstition who? Superstition says it’s bad luck on Friday the 13th, but I don’t believe it.
7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Horror. Horror who? Horror movies are a must on Friday the 13th.
8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Triskaidekaphobia. Triskaidekaphobia who? Triskaidekaphobia is the fear of Friday the 13th.
9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bad omen. Bad omen who? Bad omens can’t scare me on Friday the 13th.
10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ghost. Ghost who? Ghost stories by the campfire on Friday the 13th.
11. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witches love Friday the 13th because it’s their lucky day.
12. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Curse. Curse who? Curse of Friday the 13th? Ain’t nobody got time for that.
13. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fortune. Fortune who? Fortune favors the brave, even on Friday the 13th.
14. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Black magic. Black magic who? Black magic is at its strongest on Friday the 13th!
15. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Superstition. Superstition who? Superstition has no power over me on Friday the 13th.

Fear not, Friday the 13th puns prevail!

Well, if these “13th” themed jokes didn’t make you laugh, then you must be having a “bad luck” day! But don’t worry, there are plenty more puns and jokes to keep you entertained on this superstitious day. Make sure to check out our other related posts for more “dreadful” humor. And who knows, they might just turn your Friday the 13th into a “frightfully” good one! Happy reading, and beware of black cats and broken mirrors!