March into Laughter: 135+ Jokes and Puns for the Month of March

🎉🌼Best News Alert: March has finally arrived! 🤣🚀 Get ready for a month full of laughs and clever puns about the month of March. 📅 From shamrock shenanigans to “march”-ing to the beat of our own drum, we’ve got the humor covered. 🤪 So gather your little ones because this list of funny jokes for kids will have y’all rolling with laughter. 😉 Enjoy the positivity and positive vibes this month with our hilarious collection of March puns. 💚

Laughs come in like a lion with our March merriment picks” – “Month of March” Puns & Jokes – Editor’s Picks

March is just nature’s way of telling us that we need to chill out. ☘️🐰
Marching into the month like a lion, but out of it like a lamb. 🦁🐑
The only luck I have in March is finding all the four-leaf clovers in my cereal box. 🍀🥣
Marching to the beat of my own drum, but still can’t seem to get the rhythm right. 🥁🙃
This month has me jumping back and forth like daylight savings time. 🔄⏰
My birthday falls in March, so you could say I’m “marchin’ to the beat of my own birthday.” 🎂🕺
I’m ready for March to be over so we can stop pretending that kale is an acceptable substitute for potatoes. 🥔🤢
March is the month when Mother Nature can’t decide whether it’s winter or spring, so she just throws a tantrum and does both. 🌷❄️
I hate daylight savings time because it’s just one less hour of sleep, coffee, and happiness. 😴☕️😭
The only madness I’m experiencing in March is from all the allergies. 🌸🤧
March is like a really long Monday, except instead of a “case of the Mondays,” it’s more like a case of “what season is it today?” 🤷‍♀️🌎
March may be named after Mars, god of war, but I’m over here fighting with myself on whether or not to hit the snooze button. ⏰👊
I could go for a pot of gold, but I’ll settle for a pot of coffee. ☕️🌈
It’s called March Madness because the weather is just as unpredictable as the results of my March Madness bracket. 🏀🌦

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Tickle Your Funny Bone with March Madness Jokes

Why did the calendar feel sad in March? Because it was just a one-page month!
How did the lion cure his March Madness? He roared it out!
March might be unpredictable, but at least it’s never boring.
Why was the broom late for its job in March? It overswept!
The best part about March? We can finally stop pretending to like pumpkin spice.
Why was the basketball player so good at foraging in March? Because he was a March mushroom!
What did the clock say when it found out about daylight saving time in March? “You’ve got to be kidding me.”
March is like a bad ex – it keeps coming back every year.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team in March? She kept running away from the ball!
Why was the cat so happy in March? It finally had an excuse to be lazy all day – it’s National Sleep Awareness Month!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do March showers bring? Mud.
Why did the banana go on a diet in March? It wanted to be beach body ready for its big vacation in May.
How do you make March the best month of the year? Turn it into March-ch Madness!
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the March dance? He had no body to go with.
What did the sun say to its friend in March? “I’m glad we get to hang out longer each day!”

March-ing to the Beat of QnA Jokes & Puns!

Q: Why was the lion disappointed in March? A: Because it came in like a lamb and went out like a… lion?
Q: What do you call a sheep who loves the month of March? A: A baaaa-dness enthusiast.
Q: How does the month of March always stay organized? A: It uses a March-keeping system.
Q: What do you get when you cross a basketball coach with the month of March? A: A season of “March Madness”.
Q: What does a snowman do when the month of March arrives? A: He melts with excitement.
Q: What did the calendar say to March? A: “I’m always down for a little Spring fling.”
Q: What happened when March fell in love with May? A: It was a case of Spring fever.
Q: What do you call a leprechaun in March? A: Lucky AF.
Q: How does March show its love? A: With lots of shamrock emojis.
Q: Why was the baker extra busy in March? A: He had a lot of St. Patrick’s Day dough to make.
Q: What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of weather? A: A sprinkle-y day in the month of March.
Q: How does March always seem to have its timing down? A: It’s a “marched” rooster.
Q: How does the month of March always make sure it’s prepared? A: It keeps a “march-ing” band nearby.
Q: What did the calendar say to March? A: “I can’t wait to see your blustery side.”
Q: Why was the month of March so successful? A: It had a lot of “march-ing” orders to follow.

Punny Punchlines for March Madness: Dad Jokes about Month of March

Why did the leprechaun refuse to march in the St. Patrick’s Day parade? He didn’t want to be part of a shamrock band.
What do you call a sheep that’s always late to the barn? A March hare!
Did you hear about the Irishman who marched into a bar? The bartender asked, “Why the long face?”
Why did the cabbage do well in March? Because it knew how to come in like a lion and go out like a lamb.
What’s green and sings during March? Lady Shamrock!
Why did the broccoli refuse to march? It was too cauliflower.
What did the Irish potato say on March 17th? I’m low on the green, but high on the spuds!
What do you call a parade full of angry leprechauns? A march of grumpy little men.
Why did the Irishman march into the bank on March 17th? To ask for some green cents!
What’s the best way to organize your calendar in March? With a lepre-contractor.
Why did the Irishman avoid March 14th? Because he didn’t want to be caught in a pi-march-i!
What do you call a lion that loves to march in parades? A march-ing king!
Why did the Irish potato get upset on March 17th? It didn’t want to be mashed into a stew!
What did the farmer say when he saw his fields covered in clovers on March 17th? “Looks like I’ve got a lucky charm.”
What does a leprechaun use to open his front door in March? A sham-rock!

May the Luck of the Irish Bring March Madness and Hilarious Quotes

“March may come in like a lion and go out like a lamb, but don’t forget about the crazy jackalope it brings in between.”
“If April showers bring May flowers, then March must bring a whole field of mud.”
“March: the month that gives you hope for spring, then slaps you with another snowstorm.”
“I’m not saying March is bi-polar, but I’ve never seen a month switch from 70 degree weather to a blizzard so quickly.”
“March is like a box of chocolates, you never know what weather you’re going to get.”
“I can’t keep calm, it’s March Madness.”
“March: the month where every day is a battle between wanting to get your summer body ready and wanting to cozy up with some comfort food.”
“March: when the clocks may jump ahead, but it feels like we’ve gone back to January.”
“Don’t bother making plans for March, Mother Nature already has her own itinerary.”
“In like a lion, out like a lamb…unless you’re in Wisconsin, then it’s more like in like a polar bear, out like a woolly mammoth.”
“Keep calm and shamrock on, it’s March!”
“March is like a hangover after the excitement of New Year’s and Valentine’s Day.”
“If Freezing Cold were an Olympic sport, March would take gold, silver, and bronze.”
“March: the only time of year where you can wear shorts and a winter coat at the same time.”
“Who needs a gym membership when you can get a full body workout shoveling your driveway in March?”

Marching to the Beat of Hilarious Proverbs – Wit & Wisdom for the Month!

“In like a lion, out like a lam-EWE-geddon – March weather can be baa-d.”
“March comes in like a ruthless boss, but goes out like a spring break vacation.”
“March madness isn’t just for basketball – it’s also for the crazy weather changes.”
“March, where the only thing more unpredictable than the stock market is the temperature.”
“March – the month where our only consistent weather pattern is inconsistency.”
“You know it’s March when one day you need an umbrella and the next day you need sunscreen.”
“March is the month where you need a winter jacket in the morning and a swimsuit in the afternoon.”
“March – the month where the only certainty is that you’ll need a different outfit for each hour of the day.”
“March is like a bad ex – just when you think it’s finally over, it comes back to haunt you.”
“March is nature’s way of testing our patience and our ability to dress in layers.”
“They say March comes in like a lion, but so does every other month if you’re not careful.”
“March – where you can experience all four seasons in one day and still complain about the weather.”
“March: the only month where the promise of spring is constantly interrupted by winter’s comeback tour.”
“In March, Mother Nature likes to play her favorite game – ‘Guess What Season It Is?'”
“March – where the flowers start to bloom and so do our allergies.”

March into the Month of Laughter with Double Entendres Puns!

“Marching to my own pun-drum” 🥁
“Feeling March madness, must be the basketball 🏀 fan in me”
“It’s March and I’m feeling a little shamrocked 🍀”
“Marching into this month with my lucky leprechaun 🧙‍♂️hat on”
“I don’t always celebrate St. Patrick’s Day 🍻 but when I do, I get clovered 🍺”
“In like a lion 🦁, out like a lamb 🐑 – March weather never fails to amaze”
“It’s the month of March but I’m still trying to find my Irish roots 🌈”
“Springtime in March, a-choo! 🌸 Allergy season has arrived”
“I’m feeling so lucky this March, someone must have switched my coffee for Irish coffee 🥃”
“Marching towards warmer weather ☀️ but still holding onto my cozy sweaters 🧣”
“March weather is like a box of chocolates 🍫, you never know what you’re going to get”
“Why was the calendar sad in March? Because it ran out of days 🗓️”
“Don’t let the March winds blow you away 🌬️, hold on to your hats 🎩”
“Why is March the perfect month for romance? It’s when spring flings blossoms 🌺”
“It’s March and I’m feeling lucky 🍀 enough to sham-rock out in my green attire”

Marching through Recursive Puns: A Funny Twist on the Month of March

“Why did the basketball team choose March for their annual vacation? Because it’s the March Madness break!”
“I’m trying to come up with a good pun for every day of March, but I can’t March-inate!”
“Did you hear about the infamous March thief? He was always up to his old March-nivorous ways!”
“I asked my friend if her favorite spring month was April, and she said March was her best March!”
“Make sure to put your coats away by the end of March, or else winter will come back for a March Encore!”
“Why do leprechauns love the month of March? Because it’s their lucky March charm!”
“Why did the calendar have to go to therapy after March? Because it always felt like it was stuck in a Marchionette!”
“I thought of a hilarious pun about St. Patrick’s Day last March, but I Marched right out of my head!”
“Why did the shamrock decide to take a break in March? Because it was feeling overwhelmed and needed some peace and Malarkey!”
“Can’t wait for the warmer weather in March to get here! It’s going to be March-velous!”

“March-ing to the Beat of Tom Swifties

“I can’t believe it’s already March!” Tom said springily.
“I love the weather this time of year,” Tom said breezily.
“I have a lot of plans for this month,” Tom said ambitiously.
“I always feel so motivated in March,” Tom said spiritedly.
“I’m ready for some March Madness,” Tom said hoopingly.
“I can’t wait to march into spring,” Tom said marchingly.
“I have a love-hate relationship with March,” Tom said spring painfully.
“I hope this month doesn’t march on too quickly,” Tom said slowly.
“I always make sure to spring into action in March,” Tom said with a bounce in his step.
“I’m lucky to have been born in March,” Tom said fortunately.
“I’m celebrating my birthday next month,” Tom said marchingly.
“I’m feeling lucky this March,” Tom said charmingly.
“It’s finally springtime,” Tom said blossoming with excitement.
“My allergies are acting up already,” Tom said sneezily.
“March is the perfect time for some March-schmallow roasting,” Tom said jokingly.

March in for Some Hilarious Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? March. March who? March-ing in like a lion, ready to roar!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leo. Leo who? Leo-n, it’s still March!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rain. Rain who? Rain, rain, go away! It’s March and we want to play!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cherry. Cherry who? Cherry on top of March, making it sweeter.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Basketball. Basketball who? Basketball-sy fever in March!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lion. Lion who? Lion isn’t the only one who roars in March Madness!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sunny. Sunny who? Sunny skies in March, let’s go fly a kite!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Green. Green who? Green-rolled into March and ready for spring!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lamb. Lamb who? Lamb-asting through March with springtime on our minds.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Clover. Clover who? Clover the rainbow, March is here!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Patty. Patty who? Patty-cake, patty-cake, it’s St. Patrick’s Day in March!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tulip. Tulip who? Tulip-ating through March with beautiful blooms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bracket. Bracket who? Bracket open, it’s time for March Madness!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spring. Spring who? Spring into action, it’s March!

March-ing Off with a Punny Smile!

So, that’s a wrap on our pun-tastic journey through the month of March! 🌼 From leprechauns to showers, we’ve covered it all with these 135+ jokes. But don’t worry, the fun doesn’t have to end here. 🎉 Check out our other related posts for more laughs and be sure to come back next year for even more March madness! ☘️ Thanks for pun-dering with us! 😂 #PunnyIsTheNewFunny