120+ Tea-riffic Jokes & Puns about Tea Time!
Get ready to spill the tea, because this is about to be a very steep learning curve in the best kind of humor! We’ve brewed up a piping hot list of tea jokes and puns that are sure to tickle your funny bone. From clever wordplay to puns that are so bad they’re good, this collection is perfect for anyone who loves a good chuckle with their afternoon cuppa. Did you know? Over 2 billion cups of tea are consumed worldwide every single day! Well, get ready to add some laughter to your next tea break, because these jokes are positively delightful.
Top Tea Puns & Jokes – Editor’s Picks: Steeped in Laughter
- Don’t worry, be tea-riffic!
- Just brewing up some happiness.
- You’re my cup of tea!
- Have a tea-riffic day!
- Feeling grate-ful for this tea.
- Spill the tea, sis!
- I’m at a tea party…dis-cussing my favorite cups!
- Let’s get this par-tea started!
- Iced tea? You mean sweet relief?
- This weather is tea-ribly hot. I need iced tea!
- My love for you is like a bottomless cup, always brewing.
- You’re brew-tiful!
- Relationship status: In love with my kettle.
- Having a rough day? There’s a tea for that.
- “Dear cup of tea…” – My love letter every morning.
- Making tea is my daily dose of Zen-i-tea.
- Sorry for what I said when I was out of tea.
Funny Tea One-Liner Jokes – You’ll Love These!
- I tried to make a tea pun, but it was too weak.
- My therapist told me to find my inner peace…so I’m having a cup of tea.
- Someone stole my tea. I’m feeling mugged.
- Did you hear about the couple that broke up over their love for tea? It was a very bitter end.
- You can’t trust atoms…they make up everything, even your tea!
- What does a teabag do when it’s tired? It seeps.
- Just took my teabag out of the microwave. He was lookin’ pretty steamed.
- What did the tea leaf say to the hot water? “I think I’m in hot water now.”
- My doctor told me to drink 8 cups of water a day. I guess I’ll just live at a tea party.
- What kind of tea do prisoners drink? Loose leaf.
- My love for you is like a cup of tea: hot, comforting, and always brewing.
- What’s the most comforting type of tea? Reali-tea.
- I was going to open a tea store, but it seemed like a bad thyme.
- Why did the tea bag sink? It was weighted down with worries.
- Having a bad day? Don’t worry, just steep it out.
- I’m such a klutz, I always spill the tea… literally.
QnA Jokes & Puns about Tea: Brewed for Your Amusement
- Q: Why did the tea bag sink in the ocean? A: It was weak tea!
- Q: What did the tea leaf say to the hot water? A: Hey there, hot-tea! It’s nice to meet you!
- Q: Why was the iced tea so cool? A: It was mint to be!
- Q: What did the impatient tea kettle say? A: Water you waiting for? Let’s go!
- Q: How does a tea bag travel the world? A: One steep at a time!
- Q: Why did the teacup go to the doctor? A: It had a bad case of the chills!
- Q: What’s the most relaxing type of music? A: Anything with a good tea-mpo!
- Q: Did you hear about the couple that fell in love over tea? A: It was love at first sip!
- Q: What kind of tea do superheroes drink? A: Iron Tea-Man!
- Q: Why did the tea party get delayed? A: They ran out of bis-tea-ts!
- Q: What do you call a bear who loves iced tea? A: An iced tea-ddy bear!
- Q: Why was the bubble tea feeling so happy? A: It was having a ball!
- Q: What’s a tea lover’s favorite type of weather? A: Anything with a slight breeze!
- Q: Why don’t they serve tea at baseball games? A: They’re afraid someone will steal a base! (or tea-base!)
- Q: What do you call a tea party with no guests? A: A tea-tastrophe!
- Q: Why was the tea kettle so grumpy? A: He was having a muggy day!
- Q: How does a true tea lover say goodnight? A: Sweet dreams are made of tea!
Dad Jokes about Tea: They’re Tea-riffic!
- Why did the tea bag sink in the bathtub? It was feeling weak.
- What does a teacup wear to a fancy party? A t-cozy.
- What do you call a tea party without biscuits? A sad tea party.
- My wife told me to take the spider webs down or she’d leave me. “Ok,” I said, “any tea, love?”
- I tried to make a tea party for my teddy bears, but they kept having bear feet in their cups.
- I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of drinking tea. I’m really on a roll.
- I tried to explain to my son about different types of tea. I think he’s becoming Earl Grey-ly aware.
- My wife loves her herbal teas. She drinks so much chamomile, she’s like a human lava lamp.
- Don’t worry, the giant cup of tea can’t hurt you. It’s only got one steep.
- My son wanted to know if tea leaves are from tea trees. I told him, “No, silly, they’re from coffee bushes!”
- What kind of music do they play at a tea party? Anything they like, it’s their cup of tea.
- Why is it always so hard to win an argument with a tea kettle? Because it always has the last word!
- I wanted to open a tea shop called “T & Sympathy,” But I couldn’t find a decent pot to cry in.
- Why did the teacup go to the doctor? It was feeling mug-gy.
- My wife says I drink too much tea. But it’s okay, I’m only steeped in my ways.
- You know what’s better than one cup of tea? Two cups of tea, or “tea” cups of tea, you might say!
- Someone asked if I wanted to go out for a cup of tea later. I said “Sure, leaf me alone and I’ll think about it.”
Funny Quotes and Captions about Tea That’ll Make You Spill the Tea
- “My blood type is Oolong-positive.” ☕🩸
- “I’m not saying I’m addicted to tea, but I’d probably cry herbal tears if it ran out.” 😭🌿
- “Just brewed a pot of tea so strong it could walk itself to the table.” 💪☕
- “Relationship status: In a serious relation-tea-ship.” 💕☕️
- “Nama’stay in bed and drink tea.” 🧘♀️🛏️
- “Life is like a cup of tea – it’s all about how you make it.” (And the quality of the tea bags.) 😜
- “Feeling stressed? You need a tea-tox.” 😌🍵
- “Keep calm and put the kettle on. Unless you prefer iced tea, then just hand me a glass.” 😎🧊
- “Dear Monday, my iced tea and I are going to need a restraining order against you.” 🚫😡
- “Iced tea: Proof that good things come to those who steep.” 😉❄️
- “Don’t worry, be tea-riffic!” ✨😊
- “Spilled my tea? Time to turn over a new leaf.” 🍃😌
- “Sure, I have a ‘bubble tea’ addiction. It’s called having good taste.” 🧋💁♀️
- “Having a tea party. RSVP: Just me and my teapot.” 🎉🫖
- “Sweeter than honey? Definitely my love for tea.”🍯❤️☕
- “Today’s forecast: 100% chance of tea and relaxation.” 🌧️🍵 😌
Funny Proverbs & Wise Sayings about Tea: Spilled for Your Amusement
- A watched kettle never boils, but an unwatched one will leave you with singed eyebrows and a hankering for lukewarm tea.
- Don’t cry over spilled tea; there’s always more in the kettle, unless you forgot to refill it, then feel free to panic.
- You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink tea. He’ll probably just judge your choice of beverage.
- The early bird gets the worm, but the late owl gets all the leftover tea and a good night’s sleep.
- Where there’s tea, there’s a way to procrastinate important tasks for at least another fifteen minutes.
- Too many cooks spoil the broth, but two sugars are just right for my tea. Make that three.
- An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a cup of tea a day keeps everyone away until you’ve finished enjoying it.
- Don’t put all your teabags in one cup holder; life is unpredictable, just like your caffeine dependency.
- Rome wasn’t built in a day, and neither was a proper cup of tea. Patience, my friend, patience.
- Good things come to those who wait, but even better things come to those who steal the last biscuit while you’re waiting for your tea to steep.
- A penny saved is a penny earned, but a teabag saved is just…sad. Live a little! Use a fresh one!
- The grass is always greener on the other side, especially when they use better quality tea leaves than you.
- You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, but you can achieve world peace with a well-timed cup of tea. Maybe.
- Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but a steaming hot cup of tea helps you forget why you were even sad in the first place.
- Don’t judge a book by its cover, or a cup of tea by its temperature. It might be lukewarm disappointment, or it might be surprisingly delightful.
- Life is like a cup of tea; it’s all about how you make it…and how much sugar you add to mask the bitterness sometimes.
- When life gives you lemons, add hot water, sugar, and a tea bag. Congratulations, you now have a socially acceptable way to consume your emotions.
Tea Double Entendres Puns: Steeped in Humor
- “I’m not sure if it’s the caffeine or you, but I’m feeling very tea-sed right now.” (Teased/Tea-sed)
- “I tried to break up with my barista girlfriend, but she said we needed to have a proper tea-vorce first.” (Divorce/Tea-vorce)
- “My love for you is like a tea bag – it gets stronger the longer it steeps.” (Steep/Deep)
- “I like my men like I like my tea: hot, strong, and with a bit of sugar.” (Sugar referring to sweetness/attractiveness)
- “You must be the extra Earl Grey, because you’re looking particularly fine-tea today.” (Fine/Fine-tea)
- “She was so thirsty, she finished her tea before it even had a chance to steep-up and defend itself.” (Step up/Steep up)
- “My new herbal blend is a real party starter. It’s called ‘Sociali-tea’.” (Socialite/Sociali-tea)
- “That outfit is absolutely tea-riffic! Where did you get it?” (Terrific/Tea-riffic)
- “He’s got a real tea-mper on him this morning. Must have run out of chamomile.” (Temper/Tea-mper)
- “Sorry, I can’t come out tonight. I have a hot date…with a cup of tea and a good book.” (Playing on the double meaning of “hot date”)
- “I’m feeling very tea-sy today. Someone bring me a biscuit, stat!” (Tense/Tea-sy playing on the British term “biscuits” for cookies)
- “I love you more than words can espress-o…actually, scratch that, I love you more than tea!” (Espresso/Express-o playing on the competition between coffee and tea)
- “That’s my secret, Captain. I’m always tea-ribly thirsty for adventure.” (Terribly/Tea-ribly)
- “I tried to make iced tea in the bathtub, but I think I used a little too much tea-fa.” (Tafa/Tea-fa playing on the pronunciation of “taffeta”)
- “This tea is so good, it’s practically tea-lling me all its secrets.” (Telling/Tea-lling)
- “Don’t worry, be tea-ppy! There’s always enough tea to go around.” (Happy/Tea-ppy)
Funny Tea Tom Swifties: Steeped in Hilarity
- “This tea is lukewarm!” Tom said tepidly.
- “I put the kettle on for a nice cuppa,” Tom said whistling happily.
- “This tea is far too strong!” Tom said weakly.
- “I’m adding some honey to my Earl Grey,” Tom said sweetly.
- “Oops, I spilled chamomile all over myself!” Tom said with a nervous twitch.
- “One Earl Grey, two sugars please,” Tom said orderly.
- “My favorite blend comes from the mountains,” Tom said high up.
- “This tea tastes distinctly earthy,” Tom said groundedly.
- “I prefer my tea without any milk or sugar,” Tom said plainly.
- “This oolong tea is absolutely divine!” Tom said celestially.
- “I’m going to need a bigger teapot for all these guests,” Tom said potently.
- “Did you steep the teabag for the right amount of time?” Tom asked meticulously.
- “I think this tea is past its expiration date,” Tom said longingly.
- “This tea tastes like dirt!” Tom exclaimed muddily.
- “This green tea is giving me life!” Tom said refreshingly.
- “I accidentally put salt in the teapot instead of sugar!” Tom said with a saline taste in his mouth.
- “I can’t believe you put the milk in first!” Tom said disgustedly.
Knock-Knock Jokes about Tea: You’re Gonna Love These 😉
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tea. Tea who? Tea-lightful to see you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like your tea? Black, green, or oolong?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone, I’m having my tea!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the kettle on, we’re having tea and biscuits!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you’d put the kettle on, I’m parched for some tea!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis my first time making tea, be nice!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal-sly, we should have some tea and gossip!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless. Let’s have some tea!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, the water’s boiling for tea!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe love a cup of tea right now?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how long to steep this tea?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? NormaLee I take my tea with a splash of milk!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? Cash me outside, how ‘bout we grab some iced tea?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in! It’s cold out here and I made hot tea.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you waiting for? Let’s have some tea!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl be brewing the tea, you grab the biscuits!
