Locked and Loaded with Laughter: 210+ Gun Jokes and Puns for Targeting Humor

Welcome to the ultimate list of gun jokes! Whether you’re a sharpshooting adult or a little one just starting to understand humor, these puns are sure to bring a smile to your face. From clever wordplay to positive puns, this collection has it all. So get ready to laugh your
ammunition off, because these firearm jokes are bangin’! We guarantee they’ll hit your funny bone and have you firing off uncontrollable giggles. So lock and load, and get ready for a blast of humor with these carefully curated gun puns. Don’t worry, there won’t be any recoil- only a whole lot of hilarity.

Locked and Loaded with Hilarious ‘Gun’ Puns & Jokes – Editor’s Picks

“Why was the gun feeling lonely? Because it had no bullets to hang out with.”
“Why did the gun go to therapy? It had a lot of unresolved trigger issues.”
“What do you call a gun that doesn’t take responsibility for its actions? A bullet dodger.”
“Why did the gun sneak out of the house at night? It wanted to go on a silencer mission.”
“What kind of gun can never hit its target? A procrastination.”
“Why did the gun go on strike? It wasn’t getting its fair share of triggers.”
“Why did the gun go to the gym? It wanted to pump some iron bullets.”
“What’s a gun’s favorite country music song? “Aim and Fire Away.”
“Why did the gun get kicked out of school? It kept shooting its mouth off.”
“What’s a gun’s favorite sport? Shooting hoops.”
“Why was the gun embarrassed? It accidentally discharged in public.”
“What do you call a gun that’s good at math? A sharpshooter.”
“Why did the gun go on a diet? It wanted to get rid of its love handles.”
“What do you call a gun that’s afraid of heights? A trembling rifle.”
“Why was the gun having a hard time dating? It had commitment issues and kept pulling triggers too soon.”
“What do you call a gun that’s been through a lot? Battle-scarred.”
“Why was the gun feeling insecure? It was constantly being compared to bigger, badder guns.”
“What’s a gun’s favorite flower? A rifle-tulip.”
“Why was the gun happy to be locked up in a safe? It felt secure.”
“What do you call a gun that likes to party? A shot gun.”

Funny ‘Gun’ One-Liner Jokes: Shoot for Laughter with These Hilarious Lines!

I wanted to buy a gun, but the salesman said it was a steal.
I shot an arrow into the air and missed, but at least I still have my gun.
Why did the chicken buy a gun? To protect itself from Colonel Sanders.
I asked my boss for a raise and he gave me a water gun.
When I was younger, I thought the Barrel of Monkeys game was a gun.
Why did the mime carry a gun? For silent but deadly protection.
What do you call a gun that shoots only flowers? A bouquet gun.
I’m not afraid of snakes, but if you give me a gun, I’ll be hissing myself.
I accidentally brought my water gun to a real gun fight.
My dad always told me, “Son, a pen is mightier than a sword, but a gun is definitely mightier than a pen.”
I heard the bank robbers used a staple gun to hold up the place.
I tried to buy a gun at Walmart, but they were all sold out. Must have been a target audience.
I lost my job at the fireworks factory for bringing a gun to work. It was lit.
I asked my dad if I could use his gun, to which he replied, “Sorry son, it’s a fire-arm, not a water-arm.”
Why did the seagull buy a gun? To shoot at the beach’s shore leave signs.
I wanted to get into competitive shooting, but it turned out I was just a sharpshooter in the kitchen with my vegetable gun.
My landlord asked me to stop using my Nerf gun in the house. Guess he doesn’t understand the battle for survival in a tiny apartment.
Did you hear about the tree that got shot? It’s still trying to re-leaf.
My mom always said, “Never point a gun at anyone, unless it’s a pun-gun.”
I wanted to buy a new gun, but I chickened out when the salesman said it had a real bang for your buck.

Locked and Loaded with Humor: QnA Jokes & Puns about Gun

What did the pistol say to the revolver? “You’re looking a little rusty, better get some oil!”
Why did the bullet go to therapy? Because it just couldn’t get over being fired.
What’s the difference between a water gun and a loaded gun? One makes you wet, the other makes you dead.
What do you call a gun that’s afraid of commitment? A shoot-n-run.
How does a shotgun like its coffee? Loaded.
Why couldn’t the revolver go on a date? It didn’t have a trigger to pull.
What did the gun say when it walked into the bar? “Don’t worry, I’m not loaded.”
What do you call a gun that’s always sick? A pew-pew-pewlarity.
Why was the shotgun late to work? It needed some extra pumpin’ up.
What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of gun? ARRR-15.
How do you know when a gun is getting old? It starts shooting blanks.
Why was the gun always so tired? Because it was always under a lot of heat.
What do you call an octopus with a gun? Armed and dangerous.
Why did the bullet want to be a doctor? To help people who were in pain.
How do you make a handgun yawn? Just say “revolver” really slowly.
What do you call a gun that shoots only flowers? A bouquet gun.
Why did the pistol get expelled from school? For being a repeater.
What did the sniper say when he missed the target? “Well, that was a missed steak.”
Why was the revolver always so hungry? It had to keep reloading.
What’s the difference between a gun and a camera? One shoots civilians, the other shoots pictures.

Lock and load these humorous proverbs and wise sayings about guns!

“A gun in hand is worth two in the holster.”
“Guns don’t kill people, people with bad aim do.”
“A bullet saved is a life worth living.”
“Aim for the moon, but don’t forget your gun.”
“A loaded gun is a happy gun.”
“Keep your friends close and your Glock closer.”
“A gun a day keeps the burglars away.”
“Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight, unless you’re in the mood for sushi.”
“A good marksman hits the target, a great one never misses the bullseye.”
“The only thing better than a good guy with a gun is a funny guy with a gun.”
“In a world full of guns, be a bazooka.”
“I never carry a gun, they’re too heavy. But I always bring my charm, it’s a deadly weapon.”
“A little bit of humor goes a long way, unless you’re in a shootout.”
“There’s no such thing as too much firepower, unless your aim is really bad.”
“When life gives you lemons, trade them for a bigger gun.”
“Aim small, miss small? I’d rather aim big and hit the target.”
“Behind every gun enthusiast is a woman rolling her eyes.”
“Say hello to my little friend…the one with the hilarious catchphrase.”
“The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my gun is mightier than your pen.”
“If guns kill people, then spoons make people fat…unless you’re eating soup.”

Lock and Laugh: Hilarious Dad Jokes about Guns That’ll Hit the Bullseye

Why was the gun afraid to go to school? Because it heard there was a pop quiz!
What did the bullet say to the revolver? “I like hanging out with you, you always have a round chamber!”
Why couldn’t the gun ride the roller coaster? Because it was a revolver and didn’t have a cylinder!
How do you organize a space party? You planet!
What did the pistol say to the umpire? “You better call me shot!”
What did the gun say when it was offered a mint? “Sure, I’m always gunning for fresh breath!”
Why was the gun always tired? Because it was constantly shooting the breeze!
What did one gun say to the other when they saw a squirrel? “Quick, let’s go take some shots!”
Why did the bullet call his dad? Because he wanted to hear some bullet-proof advice!
What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but their flag is a big plus!
What did the shotgun say to the other gun who wasn’t working? “You’re not firing on all cylinders!”
What do you have to do before buying a gun? Have to pass the background check, but it doesn’t unlock any locked doors!
What do you call a gun that likes to sleep all day? A shotgun, because it always needs its shells!
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye deer!
What did one bullet say to the other when they were feeling stressed? “Take a deep breath, and then just be yourself!”
Why couldn’t the revolver get any work done? Because it was always spinning its wheels!
How did the gun greet its owner every day? With a bang and a loaded smile!
What happened to the gun that shot itself? It had a bullet-proof vest on and was just showing off!
Why did the gun go to the doctor? Because it had a trigger finger!
What do guns and plants have in common? They both shoot…bullets, but the plants only shoot seeds!

Lock and Load: Playing with Double Entendres and Puns in the World of Guns

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“I can’t control my trigger finger, it seems to have a mind of its own!”
“Looks like I’ll have to reload, I just can’t get enough of this target practice.”
“I’m so good with my gun, I could hit a bullseye from a mile away…or at least scare the bull!”
“Don’t worry, I always keep my gun loaded and ready for action.”
“I prefer my guns like I prefer my man, strong, reliable, and loaded.”
“I always bring my gun to a knife fight, because why bring a knife to a gun show?”
“I may not have the biggest gun, but I know how to work it.”
“My aim may not be perfect, but at least I look good holding a gun.”
“I never leave home without my trusty revolver, it’s my secret weapon.”
“I’m not scared of spiders or snakes, but my greatest fear is running out of ammo.”
“I may have a small caliber, but I pack a powerful punch.”
“A gun in the hand is worth two in the holster.”
“Bullets may not be able to cure stupidity, but they can sure put a hole in it.”
“My favorite part about target practice? The recoil, of course.”
“You know what they say, guns don’t kill people…bullets do.”
“I may be small, but my gun is mighty.”
“I’ve got a bullet with your name on it…or at least your initials.”
“I never have to worry about getting lost, I have my trusty gun for directions.”
“I may have a license to carry, but that doesn’t mean I know how to shoot.”
“They say guns don’t have feelings, but I swear mine gets jealous when I use a different one.”

Locked, Loaded, and Laughing: Recursive Puns About Guns

Why did the gun join a band? Because it wanted to be a revolver-sation starter.
I always keep my gun loaded with puns. That way, it’s always locked and loaded.
Why did the gun go to the therapist? Because it was feeling under-the-trigger.
I wanted to buy a new gun, but it seemed a bit over-the-top.
The gun was feeling down, so I gave it a little bang-er upper.
I asked my gun if it wanted to get married, but it said it was already fully loaded.
What did the gun say when it found out it was going to have a baby? “I’m about to be a popper!”
I was going to tell a joke about guns, but I didn’t want to rifle anyone’s feathers.
The gun was having a bad day, so I took it out for a shoot of tequila.
My gun loves to listen to music, especially shot gun rock.
I asked my gun if it wanted some tea, but it said it doesn’t like hot shots.
The gun was feeling a little under the weather, so I gave it some muzzle-noff.
Why did the gun need glasses? Because it kept losing its sight.
My gun told me a joke about itself, but I couldn’t quite get the barrel of laughs.
What do you call a gun that’s always in a rush? A quick-shooter.
The gun was feeling lonely, so I introduced it to my other weapons. Now they’re all inseparable trigger-happy friends.
I tried to take a photo of my gun, but every time I tried, it just kept reloading.
What did the gun say to the bullets when they were arguing? “Come on guys, let’s just put this on safety.”
The gun was feeling anxious, so I told it to just take some deep breatheren.
Why did the gun put on camouflage? Because it wanted to blend in with its surroundings…and lay low.

Locked and Loaded with Hilarious ‘Gunny’ Malapropisms

“I shot myself in the foot with my confidence gun.”
“I’m locked and loaded with Dad Jokes, my pun-gun is fully loaded.”
“I took a shot at love, but it ricocheted and hit me in the heart.”
“I can’t wait to go skeet surfin’ with my shotgun.”
“I’ve got a weapon of mass distraction – my dad puns.”
“I’m packing heat – a hot glue gun, that is.”
“My mind is like a revolver, always loaded with random thoughts.”
“I’m gonna take aim and fire off some hilarious jokes.”
“I accidentally shot myself in the leg with my sarcastic wit gun.”
“I’m a sharpshooter when it comes to witty comebacks.”
“I’ve got a quick draw with my one-liner revolver.”
“My jokes come in bullet form – one liner after another.”
“My humor can be a little off-target, kind of like a BB gun.”
“My wordplay will definitely make you jump, like a popgun.”
“I may be small, but I’ve got a big sense of humor, like a magnum.”
“I’m armed and dangerous – with dad humor.”
“My jokes are like bullets – they hit their target every time.”
“I have a variety of joke guns – from pistols to bazookas.”
“My sense of humor is like a fully automatic weapon – rapid fire jokes.”
“I’ve got a license to pun – my dad joke revolver.”

Gun-toting Tongue Twisters: Spoonerisms about Firearms

“Gunflower” instead of “Sunflower”
“Rungun” instead of “Gunrun”
“Gungo” instead of “Nugo”
“Gunkey” instead of “Monkey”
“Higun” instead of “Higu”
“Gunfire” instead of “Firegun”
“Guntail” instead of “Tungall”
“Gunco” instead of “Cungo”
“Dungun” instead of “Gundun”
“Gundial” instead of “Dungial”
“Guncle” instead of “Uncle”
“Gunberry” instead of “Bunberry”
“Gunney” instead of “Funny”
“Gungus” instead of “Fungus”
“Gunlobe” instead of “Lunglobe”
“Gunfish” instead of “Fishgun”
“Guntune” instead of “Tungune”
“Pungun” instead of “Gumpun”
“Guntopia” instead of “Utopia”
“Gunshine” instead of “Sunshine”

Sharpshot Sam was always quick on the trigger, especially when it came to his puns about guns – he was a true master of ‘Gun’ Tom Swifties.

“I shot my first target,” said Tom gun shyly.
“I’m a natural with a Glock,” Tom gun confidently.
“Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered,” said Tom gun protectively.
“I may be small, but I pack a punch,” Tom gun proudly.
“That was a close one,” said Tom gun nervously.
“I’ll never miss a shot,” Tom gun boastfully.
“Looks like I’m a sharpshooter,” Tom gun pointedly.
“I’ll make a bang for sure,” said Tom gun explosively.
“I’ll take aim and fire,” Tom gun straightly.
“My gun is my best friend,” said Tom gun lovingly.
“This is my second amendment right,” Tom gun declared.
“I’ll bring the hail of bullets,” Tom gun showered.
“I’m the quickest draw in the West,” Tom gun drawled.
“I’ll shoot first and ask questions later,” Tom gun recklessly.
“I don’t need luck, I’ve got my trusty sidearm,” said Tom gun confidently.
“I’ll take down any target,” Tom gun aimed.
“I’m a firearm fanatic,” said Tom gun passionately.
“I’ll handle this with my trusty revolver,” Tom gun chambered.
“I may have missed the bullseye, but it was a close misfire,” said Tom gun apologetically.
“I’ve got the right to bear arms, and I use it well,” Tom gun grunted.

Locked and Loaded: Hilarious Gun-Themed Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gun. Gun who? Gun-ning for a good time, let me in!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bang. Bang who? Bang on the door, it’s Gun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Trigger. Trigger who? Trigger happy to see you, Gun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pistol. Pistol who? Pistol-whip out some laughs with Gun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Barrel. Barrel who? Barrel-y even knock when you have Gun?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ammo. Ammo who? Ammo love Gun jokes, don’t you?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scope. Scope who? Scope out the comedy with Gun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Revolver. Revolver who? Revolver-nating the classic Knock-knock joke with Gun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bullet. Bullet who? Bullet-crossed to deliver the best Gun joke of the day!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Holster. Holster who? Holster your laughter, it’s Gun time!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sight. Sight who? Sight-seeing some hilarious Gun jokes?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Barrel roll. Barrel roll who? Barrel roll your way to enjoy some Gun jokes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gunpowder. Gunpowder who? Gunpowder-ing up for some laughs with Gun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Trigger-happy. Trigger-happy who? Trigger-happy to make you laugh with Gun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Aim. Aim who? Aim-ing for some knock-knock jokes with Gun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Magnum. Magnum who? Magnum-opus of Gun jokes right here!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Recoil. Recoil who? Recoil-ing in laughter with Gun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gauge. Gauge who? Gauge the hilarity of these Gun jokes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gunfight. Gunfight who? Gunfight for the best Knock-knock joke ever with Gun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Safety. Safety who? Safety first, but laughter with Gun second!

Farewell to Arms: Laughing our Ammo-nia Off!

And with that, we’ve come to the end of our gun-credible pun extravaganza. But don’t hol(d)ster up just yet, there’s plenty more pun-tastic content for you to aim your laughter at. So lock and load your sense of humor and be sure to check out our other pun and joke posts. Trust us, they’re a real blast!